Essays, etc.

A Catalog of Work


Disneyland with My Invisible Guest

How My Relationship to Cooking Changed After Baby

Serious Eats

Nightmares Before Christmas

The Rumpus

This Christmas is Unlike Any Other, and Exactly the Same

Electric Lit

There's No Comfort and Joy in Melania's Christmas Decorations

Titanic: Adventure Out of Time


On "Hamburger Heaven"

Tin House

Thank You, Kate Spade

The Great American Girl Cookoff

Serious Eats

Instagram Made Me a Better Writer

Electric Lit


Vol. 1 Brooklyn

I Choose My Pearls

The Rumpus (And Featured on Longreads as an Editor's Pick)

Seeking a Friend for the End of the World

Luna Luna Magazine

Writers Watching Sports: Sounders Til I Die

Fear No Lit

Strange Grief


Running from the Pumpkin King

Little Fictions | Big Truths

The Sounders and the Fury


How Conquering the Disney Cosplay Universe Helped Me Finally Love My Body


How Grumpy Cat Changed My Life


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